Saturday, August 17, 2019

Bumble - Cilantro

Summer vacation is over so it's time to hop back on the dating apps. To be perfectly honest I uninstalled all of them to make room on my phone for all the photos I was planning to take. I did have 18,000+ photos and videos while on vacation that left my phone screaming at me for more storage space. The dating apps were all sacrificed for the cause. I regret nothing. Either way I've now reinstalled Bumble, updated my profile, and still discovered some weirdos. Some things never change.

Saturday, August 10, 2019

#TravelTuesday - Going to Uruguay from Buenos Aires

While I was traveling this summer I had the thought to go visit Uruguay while I was in Argentina. I was staying in Buenos Aires, which is fairly close by, but when I researched it online (while I was there) all the information I got was completely wrong! So I thought I would share my experience and what I did to help enlighten you so you don't lose a bunch of money on a scam or anything like that while also helping you go visit another country and get a passport stamp!

Saturday, July 27, 2019

Tinder - Lifetime Ban

I guess it is time for yet another funny profile on Tinder. Maybe some people have decided to switch up their game in order to get more attention but I fully support that to be honest. It honestly works better in my opinion because you have an instant conversation starter, at least for those who read your profile. Today we have someone who admits they were banned for life from a place, but I'm certain it's not where you're thinking.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Tinder - No Vegans

Now today's post is definitely a good laugh and if you have tried any of the dating apps or just dating in general you'll really get a kick out of it. At least I believe so. We've talked about how important it is to have a good profile, not just pictures because what you write is just as important. I mean, if you're looking for more than just a quick hookup that is. Thankfully Robyn gets it and knows how to have fun while dealing with dating apps.

Saturday, May 25, 2019

Mutual - Hood Rat Thyngs

If you remember I mentioned Mutual a little while ago in a previous post that you can read here if you like. It's yet another dating app in the sea of dating apps that are currently available. Last time we had a dude who had a tub full of ramen and today we have a "white boi hood rat" in his own words. Yeah, not what I expected and yet here we are. The dating apps truly do make it so there is never a dull moment. You just have to swipe enough to find little hidden gems that make you question what you're doing.

Saturday, May 18, 2019

OkCupid - Please Message Me

It has been a while since I've messed around with OkCupid but that's mostly because it never really yielded any viable matches for me. I mean, I've actually met with a few people from Bumble and Coffee Meets Bagel but OkCupid never gave me much of anything. So for kicks I decided to check out what I had on the app and you'll find that this guy really doesn't plan things out.

Thursday, May 9, 2019

Bumble - Hypothetical Douchebag

Ah Bumble. Never a dull moment on that app. It's been a while since I swiped but I figured I could make another attempt just to see what I got. So today I present to you a profile of someone who I think doesn't quite know what they mean, or maybe we're all hypothetical and I'm just unaware of it.

Sunday, May 5, 2019

#TravelTuesday - Yayoi Kusama Infinity Mirrored Room

Well if you've been to Vegas you know that there are sometimes different art shows and installations. Right now the Bellgaio has two installations from Yayoi Kusama that I've been dying to go to and I finally got the chance! I've heard so much about the Infinity Mirrored Room from others that I knew I had to go and experience it myself.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Mutual - Ramen Tub

I had a friend suggest I try out Mutual, which is basically a dating app for religious people (specifically mormons from what I'm told). Either way it was suggested to me so I thought I would check it out. I mean, I've tried most all of the dating apps at this point so why not add another one to the list to further prove that the apps are not all created equally. It's set up like Tinder and Bumble with the swiping left and right and a basic profile but I stumbled across a picture that was definitely new and different.

Saturday, March 30, 2019

The League - Mr. F Part 3

Now if you're like me you're thinking, wait hasn't it been a while since anything has been posted about Mr. F. then you are absolutely correct! It's been a few months! Actually it's been about five month since we first met on the app and got together in person.

If you've missed the previous posts in this series be sure to start from the beginning here or just read the last post here for a refresher. I know it's been a while but you know, apparently Mr. F. likes to keep us all on our toes.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Travel Tuesday - Getting a Visa to Brazil

I have not yet traveled to Brazil but I am going this summer. Now, you may be thinking, then why are you writing a post about going to Brazil when you haven't gone yet? Well, if you want to go to Brazil you need a visa to get in to the country! That becomes a bit of a hassle because there are plenty of companies that want to get your visa for you but you have to pay them $250+ depending on who you use. I stumbled across a secret so I thought I'd share it with you all.

Saturday, February 23, 2019

Tinder - Nightmare Fuel

I don't think we will ever get to the point of finding a guy who doesn't have a profile with pictures that are just completely ridiculous. I mean, I think it's becoming somewhat of a common trend as of late. We have to see who can have the most absurd photos that can't possibly attract anyone who is actually intrigued or interested. Or rather, they use such a ridiculous photo to see what kind of response they get. Surely someone has to be intrigued enough to at least send a message. Let's see what nonsense we're dealing with today.

Saturday, February 16, 2019

Tinder - Savage

Our post today comes from someone who really is just a savage. Like, that's the best and only way I can really describe this post. Not that the guy didn't deserve such a response though. I know I'm honestly so fed up with half the messages that I get on the dating apps that it isn't even worth replying. But sometimes, one comes along that you just have to reply to and it turns out great, at least for us since we get to laugh about it.

Sunday, February 10, 2019

Tinder - Didn't Hear You

Sometimes you get chatting with a guy and you think you're on the same page. I mean in the sense that there is some understanding in what could go down. I feel like some guys really can't pick up on the hints that girls are putting down though. Or just in life in general. They seem to miss a lot, even when you feel like you're being blatantly obvious. Today we have a guy who could't take a hint, so some yelling was involved to try to make things happen.

Saturday, February 2, 2019

Tinder - Farting Tits

You ever have a message on Tinder that haunts you years later? No? Well, it's definitely a thing because you're about to read it. Today we have a guy who just makes things both weird and awkward. There's no true way to respond. Every time I think we've hit the limit for how stupid a message can be a guy just finds a way to be even worse. Is all hope lost? I don't know for sure yet but we're definitely getting there.

Saturday, January 26, 2019

OkCupid - Sugar Daddy

You know, sometimes you just get a message that makes you question why you even bother using dating apps in the first place. Like sure, you have the possibility of meeting someone and falling in love but at what cost? You definitely have to go through a lot of toads, or even worse than that, to hopefully find a prince if that's possible. Today we have a guy who has a kind offer thanks AwkoTacoDates so let's see what we have.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Bumble - "Devil"

As we all know I get a good laugh out of guys who post their profile on a dating app and just share a lot. Or that just think they are super funny. Today we have someone who shares just enough to make it easy to decide whether to swipe left or right on them. I mean, I can't truly complain because it definitely helps to save me some time.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Tinder - I'll Allow It

Today's post is brought to you by stupid guys on Tinder thanks to Jaylynn (@JaylynnBuckley) sharing their stupidity. I'm sure we've seen more than enough starter messages from guys that just show how either clueless or stupid they are but today we have a few different breeds appearing that make you just want to yell, "WHAT THE FUCK!?" but sadly when you're swiping on a dating app you don't exactly get to say that to them, or rather it's better to just not response to them. Let's see what we have.

Saturday, January 5, 2019

The League - Mr F Part 2

If you didn't read the previous post you will be a little lost so I suggest you read that first. If you want to jump in head first then go for it I guess. It's not like I can stop you. Either way here's the update on what all has gone down with Mr. F since the first two dates. I only took so long to type it up thanks to the holidays and going out of town.

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

2018 Year In Review

Well I realize that it is all ready the new year but I figured I could do a review post like I did last year. It's wild to think that this blog is still alive and well. It's not going to be anything fancy but I figured I'd just give a fun update like I did last year. I know I was gone for three months once more this summer and dates were few and far between but there were plenty of interesting and funny conversations.