Guess who is swiping on Coffee Meets Bagel again? It's me! Why? Well I figure I might as well be swiping on one of the dating apps that I can see some people who have liked me first instead of wasting all my time swiping on guys who are far shorter than me. Sorry to all the guys who are 5'2" and 5'3" but you're wasting both of our time and I don't appreciate it. I came across a profile that I thought would give you all a laugh as it did me, so let's get to it.
Well, it's been a minute since I posted on the blog but you know, vacation and life happen so it was sort of on the backburner. Hopefully you'll all get a kick out of today's post and enjoy it so much you forgive me for being absent. I know I laughed a bit because honestly, how do some of these people actually manage to create a conversation out of something funny? I can barely get a guy to have a normal conversation with me! But, such is life I suppose. Let's get on to the fun stuff shall we?