OkCupid - Fart Ruins

I hope you're all having a wonderful holiday season! Due to it being the holidays I haven't been swiping as much since I'm out of town and enjoying time with friends and family. I'm not the type of person who swipes while traveling, considering I'm not looking for a random hookup. Besides, I get annoyed by people only visiting Vegas for the weekend and being on the dating apps so I'm not trying to be a hypocrite. Due to that I present a funny first message I hope you all enjoy.

Coffee Meets Bagel - Dragonborn

Surprisingly I've come across a profile that actually caught my attention! For good reason actually and not a horrifying one. I mean, the reason why is because for starters it didn't immediately attack my eyes or make me swipe left. It was something completely different! Like the guy who had remove a layer for his photos that was definitely worthwhile. This is something new and I wonder if he's just really good at photoshop or just had plenty of time to kill. Either way I wanted to share it with all of you.

I Am Married

The dating apps seem to be dead with Christmas coming up. Maybe more people are swiping, at least that's what Bumble tells me, but there's not much matching. Then after that no conversations are taking place. Guess I'm just being too picky as usual. I would say I could swipe while out of state for the holidays but that seems like a waste of time. It wouldn't actually lead to anything. So instead we have a profile that makes you do a double take and wonder what the point of dating apps are.

Tinder - Cannot Read

Currently on the dating apps my conversations aren't going very far. They aren't conversations as much as they are me asking questions and the guys refusing to say much of anything back. Saying you're in to "stuff" does not help me learn anything new about you. Thanks for being so deep. Due to this I thought I would share a funny profile since I need a good laugh.

#Travel Tuesday - Bryce Canyon National Park

I apologize for this post taking a little while because I sort of broke Dropbox and every time I tried to load it on my laptop it crashed immediately. That meant I didn't have access to my photos, except on my phone. Please keep in mind though I have more than 15,000 photos on my phone so trying to sort through them all and make folders is never fun. Anyway, let's get back to the fun part of this post! Thank you all on Twitter who even expressed an interest in reading this sort of post. I went to Bryce Canyon for the three day weekend so I'd like to share with you what I did and where I hiked. Especially since I have

Coffee Meets Bagel - Choose Your Adventure

I know it's the holidays so that means there are a ton of people traveling. I figured I'd hop on the app before my own traveling fun just in case I matched with someone. Well, turns out I did match with someone on Coffee Meets Bagel! Even more of a surprise is the guy messaged me first! Way to go Chris, you get some bonus points... for now.