Tinder - Ya F*ckn Whale

Today's post is thanks to Katie (@katie_obrienx) sharing her messages with her match Steven. I suppose we shouldn't expect too much from a Tinder conversation, given most of those don't go all that well. Usually starting off with one of those ice breaker lines can be good, or entertaining, or even funny even if it doesn't last that long. But I guess Steven just really wanted to shoot himself in the foot today.

OkCupid - Trust Me

Well Becky aka @tothaground had this lovely conversation happen while on swiping on the dating app. It's kind of ridiculous how some people just tend to lead off on the wrong foot. I mean, there's a difference between doing it on accident and doing it completely on purpose, which is what the following guy has done. You can't tell me otherwise because I just won't believe you. 

Coffee Meets Bagel - Extended

Well it's been a while since I've swiped on Coffee Meets Bagel but to be honest Bumble and Tinder are a little overwhelming right now in the sense that there are so many guys to swipe on but it just seem so redundant and nothing is happening. I figured I might as well try something else just to give myself a break, especially since Coffee Meets Bagel doesn't give me more than a handful of guys every 24 hours. Lately I've had quite a few matches and I've started a few of the conversations, since the app rewards you for messaging first and some of these guys apparently still don't know how to have a conversation. Today we have Zack, who seems to like things extended...

Tinder - Naked Soul

Well today's profile is thanks to SarahCantSmell swiping on Tinder. I don't want to say too much, because really you should just read it and then think about it. Isn't that a bit surprising? Usually I'm all ready giving you some sort of hint by now about what the guy has said or done wrong but I guess this pandemic might be changing things!

Bumble - Fun Fact

It would seem @SarahCantSmell just seems to be finding the guys who are just, deep inhale, so great. I mean, you can't make this shit up, but alas it is real! Sarah matched with a guy who just proves that too many people can't hold a conversation, no matter how easy you make it for them! I mean, it really shouldn't be this hard. We're all stuck ins some sort of lockdown quarantine so our communication skills over electronic devices should be easier! But alas, Avi proves not everyone has picked up a skill during this global pandemic.