Tinder - Sapio Sexual

I know with Coronavirus going on right now all the dating apps are encouraging dating from homes and things like that. Maybe if I actually find myself opening one of the apps I'll screenshot the funny profiles with a message about Coronavirus and we can rank the best ones. For now though I just want to show you a funny conversation that shows how unready someone was for the response. I mean, shots fired.

OkCupid - Number Love

Well OkCupid changed things up so it is no longer all about usernames but it seems that guys still haven't learned what sort of message they should send as an introduction. Will they ever learn? Maybe this shut down/lock down will help them gain a few braincells. At least this guy knew to start with a compliment I suppose, but then it just sort of fell apart after that.

Tinder - Snail Racing

Well, Vegas hasn't gone on full quarantine but people are definitely going crazy and buying all the water, toilet paper, and frozen food they can get at Walmart. To be honest things have been a little hectic at work so I haven't had the chance to really swipe much on the apps. Then again I wonder if anyone really is going all out to swipe and match since we all need to practice social distancing. Who knows though. Anyway, I found a funny conversation and thought I'd share it with you all.

Bumble - Ex Hoe

You know how sometimes you actually manage to match with someone on a dating app and then have a conversation? I know, it is very rare like a unicorn, but sometimes the conversation just takes a weird turn. Like one minute you're talking about video games and then they throw a curveball about their ex. You know, the usual weirdness because some people just don't have a clue. That's what we have today thanks to BriAnne.