Saturday, September 18, 2021

"Wrecking" Anything

Today, I just have something that continues to prove that men are trash. "Not all men!" you may be screaming at me but you should know what I mean. Just enough that it's getting old and I'm sick and tired of it. This guy sent me a message and thought that he really was being something. Like, he was being honest from the start so that meant I should be open and receptive to what he was offering. Little did he know I don't play that game. Let's get to his shitty message, shall we?

Saturday, August 14, 2021

Tinder - Ray Romano

I thought I'd have a fun date story to tell you all about but instead the guy just disappeared and let the chat expire. I guess he wasn't as cool as he thought he was. I mean, he did have his location set to Las Vegas when he was actually out in California. Either way I still have a funny profile to share with you all, which definitely seems like a threat but it did make me laugh. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.

Saturday, August 7, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Escalator Fears

I can't tell you why but I've been swiping on Coffee Meets Bagel the most lately. It's probably because a lot more people put in their profile whether or not they're vaccinated and that's a bit more important to me as of late. Covid is getting a bit insane and I haven't had it yet (knock on wood) so I plan to still not get it if I can avoid that. Either way today I came across a profile that just... made me pause because I'm not sure if the guy is kidding or being completely serious.

Sunday, August 1, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Bitmoji Pic

I would apologize for the delay in a new post but this terrible thing called life happened. No regrets though because even I deserve some down time and no expectations every once in a while. Today I have yet another profile for you and I honestly thought we were past the point of dealing with weird photos. Maybe weird isn't the right word, considering we've all seen plenty of them together. But today's guy, just doesn't get it? I don't know how else to describe it so let's get to the fun part.

Saturday, July 17, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Hieroglyphics

I've found myself swiping a bit more as of late and I'm not entirely sure if it's just out of boredom or curiosity. Nevada has opened up recently so more people are traveling, going out, and just doing things in general. Now I can't say whether or not that's a good thing due to Covid cases in the state going up but I can't force people to get vaccinated or wear a mask so there's nothing I can do. I've done my part and gotten vaccinated and I wear a mask in public but such is life. Either way while swiping I came across this profile and I really just gave me some questions to ponder and I figured you all would enjoy it as well!

Monday, July 5, 2021

The League - A Date?

For those of you who may not remember, The League has a feature called League Live. What is it exactly? Well you sign up to save your spot and if you're a paying user then you are automatically in. Every Sunday and Wednesday night you have to open the app at 9:00pm for the chance to talk to someone else over a video call, much like FaceTime. You only have a few minutes and get matched with three different people. You can then go on from there to match and chat with them more or swipe left and say you aren't interested. I did this long ago back in February and wrote about it here, which seems fake but time isn't real during Covid honestly. Today's post is all about one of the guys I ended up chatting with!

Sunday, June 27, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Terrified of Puking

Guess who is swiping on Coffee Meets Bagel again? It's me! Why? Well I figure I might as well be swiping on one of the dating apps that I can see some people who have liked me first instead of wasting all my time swiping on guys who are far shorter than me. Sorry to all the guys who are 5'2" and 5'3" but you're wasting both of our time and I don't appreciate it. I came across a profile that I thought would give you all a laugh as it did me, so let's get to it.

Saturday, June 19, 2021

Tinder - Catfish

Well, it's been a minute since I posted on the blog but you know, vacation and life happen so it was sort of on the backburner. Hopefully you'll all get a kick out of today's post and enjoy it so much you forgive me for being absent. I know I laughed a bit because honestly, how do some of these people actually manage to create a conversation out of something funny? I can barely get a guy to have a normal conversation with me! But, such is life I suppose. Let's get on to the fun stuff shall we?

Saturday, May 29, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Can I Have Sex?

I have been texting and Facetiming a guy for a little while now but it seems our work schedules don't want us to get together face to face. Such is life at the moment but anyway I thought I'd share a conversation with you that truly just made me face palm. 🤦‍♀️ It seems that there are still plenty of guys who don't know what sort of first message to send but thankfully the response makes it well worth it! 

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Tinder - 1, 2, DUCK!, 4

Sometimes when you're swiping on the apps you don't realize who you might or might not know. I mean, I know I don't remember everyone I went to high school with but that's because I had a fairly large graduating class. Other people in a small graduating class probably know everyone but it all just depends on where you are. Either way today we have a funny way for two people to remember each other after starting a conversation with each other.