Saturday, February 15, 2020

Hinge - No Strings Attached

It's been a while since I've said anything about using the Hinge dating app. I mean I only have one post about it so far so it's not all bad I suppose. I certainly get enough ads for it on social media saying it is the dating app made to be deleted. To be honest most of the guys who do send a like or a message just aren't very worthwhile in my humble opinion. So when I got a message from a guy who I invited to chat I was a little excited, until I wasn't.

Saturday, February 8, 2020

Bumble - Please Disregard

Well, I've started swiping again. Not too intensely though. I just swipe for a few minutes, start some conversations, and then wait to see what happens. Bumble keeps telling me there's so many possible matches but I think that's just because they want me to pay for the app so I can see who has liked me. I would easily bet $20 to say most of the guys are too short for me so I'm not going to pay. However I did get a guy who immediately said we wouldn't work after I sent him a message, which is a bit strange because he liked me first.

Saturday, February 1, 2020

Tinder - Black Cock?

This is a post I had in my drafts for ages so I wanted to preface this by saying sorry I haven't been online much. For those of you who follow me on Twitter you know my step-mom passed away suddenly so I've been busy dealing with that. This is a short blog post and hopefully I can get back to "normal" blogging in a bit.


Saturday, January 18, 2020

Tinder - Cool Girl

Time for another fun profile because matches are happening but conversations are not! Have I become too intimidating to even message? If that is the case then I wish other people would stop trying to talk to me like the lover boy from Argentina. Anytime he sees that I've gone online he sends me a message! Anyway, let's get to it shall we?


Saturday, January 11, 2020

Coffee Meets Bagel - Dark Sucker

It's been pretty dry on the dating apps as of late, in the sense that people are swiping but nothing is actually happening. Maybe that's why todays' post comes as a surprise. I had an actual conversation! On a dating app! Can you believe it? I'm honestly quite surprised. It came from Coffee Meets Bagel no less! I suppose I should have expected that considering Tinder and Bumble are quite dead for me at the moment. No matter though. Let's talk about the fun stuff!


Wednesday, January 8, 2020

2019 Year in Review

It's time for a year in review! It's wild to think that this blog is still alive. It's not going to be anything fancy but I figured I'd just give a fun update like I did last year. I was gone traveling for three months this year overseas and then spent more time doing trips that were stateside. Needless to say I know I had some down time but you know there were interesting profiles and conversations as always along with a few travel posts!

Saturday, January 4, 2020

Tinder - Mood

We're in a new year. I guess that means yet another year of being single and still attempting to find love on the dating apps. As you can see from how long this blog has been going I haven't been successful just yet. Such is life is I suppose. Either way I'm back to swiping and sadly I still keep getting possible matches that are deadbeats as far as I'm concerned. No conversations are taking place so today I'm going to share with you a funny profile.

Saturday, December 28, 2019

OkCupid - Fart Ruins

I hope you're all having a wonderful holiday season! Due to it being the holidays I haven't been swiping as much since I'm out of town and enjoying time with friends and family. I'm not the type of person who swipes while traveling, considering I'm not looking for a random hookup. Besides, I get annoyed by people only visiting Vegas for the weekend and being on the dating apps so I'm not trying to be a hypocrite. Due to that I present a funny first message I hope you all enjoy.


Sunday, December 22, 2019

Coffee Meets Bagel - Dragonborn

Surprisingly I've come across a profile that actually caught my attention! For good reason actually and not a horrifying one. I mean, the reason why is because for starters it didn't immediately attack my eyes or make me swipe left. It was something completely different! Like the guy who had remove a layer for his photos that was definitely worthwhile. This is something new and I wonder if he's just really good at photoshop or just had plenty of time to kill. Either way I wanted to share it with all of you.


Saturday, December 14, 2019

I Am Married

The dating apps seem to be dead with Christmas coming up. Maybe more people are swiping, at least that's what Bumble tells me, but there's not much matching. Then after that no conversations are taking place. Guess I'm just being too picky as usual. I would say I could swipe while out of state for the holidays but that seems like a waste of time. It wouldn't actually lead to anything. So instead we have a profile that makes you do a double take and wonder what the point of dating apps are.