Saturday, October 17, 2020

Coffee Meets Bagel - Hike Date

Johnny and I had a great time video chatting. He mentioned wanting to meet up and go on a hike so I agreed. I decided to let him pick the hike, since he claimed to have experience with rock climbing and things of that nature. I mean, the last time I picked a hike the guy practically suffered the entire time because he had claimed to be more experienced than he actually was. It wasn't even that hard of a hike but you know, some guys like to build themselves up to be bigger than they are. So let's get to it!

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Coffee Meets Bagel - First Video Chat

As those of you who follow me on Twitter know I matched with someone on Coffee Meets Bagel, which is surprising to me as well because I had just been lamenting about how I was ready to give up on the dating apps for the time being. Either way I matched with a guy and he immediately started messaging me, which was surprising. As you're well aware most guys struggle to hold any sort of conversation that is decent. I suppose I should explain.

Saturday, October 10, 2020

Bumble - Boring Sex

Today's post is thanks to @girl_tinder swiping on Bumble. We've seen plenty of guys who really just seem to throw themselves under the bus very early in the conversation after matching. Some guys really just know how to sell themselves short. I mean, it's not too surprising considering the expectations can be quite low while swiping but the whole thing gave me a good laugh. 

Monday, October 5, 2020

Bumble - COVID Disappear

Today's post comes to us thanks to @SarahCantSmell swiping on Bumble. It's messages like this that remind me why I really hate going on the dating apps right now. It's not just because of COVID but politics because it really is quite telling in these trying times. I mean, it's better to get things known from the start in order to not waste any more time than needed.

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Bumble - "Ethnical" Relationship

Today's profile comes from @TheTinderZone because honestly, I had to reread the profile a few times just to make sure I was even understanding it right. Even now though, I don't think I'm understanding very much of it. I'm going to leave it up for you all to help me decide what exactly it means. Your assistance will be much appreciated. (:

Saturday, September 19, 2020

Argentine Loverboy

I feel like it has been quite a while since my trip to Argentina, although in reality it has only been a little more than a year. As I'm sure you all know time moves very different during COVID19 so it just feels weird all around. Well, today's post is all about BLAH and for those of you who don't remember why don't you click here and refresh your memory about the whole situation where while visiting Buenos Aires I had three guys suddenly lose their minds. Fun times, you know? Well anyway, let's get to where we're at now.

Saturday, September 5, 2020

Tinder - Poor Pockets

Today we have a profile from @SarahCantSmell as she's been swiping on the apps. Some guys really just don't have a clue do they? I mean, I can't see anything redeeming about this profile but maybe you should give it a read first. I might just be jumping to conclusions but based on what I've read this guy isn't worth any more time than I've spent having to read this profile. Surely this might speak to someone, but that someone certainly isn't me!


Sunday, August 30, 2020

Tinder - Ya F*ckn Whale

Today's post is thanks to Katie (@katie_obrienx) sharing her messages with her match Steven. I suppose we shouldn't expect too much from a Tinder conversation, given most of those don't go all that well. Usually starting off with one of those ice breaker lines can be good, or entertaining, or even funny even if it doesn't last that long. But I guess Steven just really wanted to shoot himself in the foot today.

Saturday, August 22, 2020

OkCupid - Trust Me

Well Becky aka @tothaground had this lovely conversation happen while on swiping on the dating app. It's kind of ridiculous how some people just tend to lead off on the wrong foot. I mean, there's a difference between doing it on accident and doing it completely on purpose, which is what the following guy has done. You can't tell me otherwise because I just won't believe you. 

Saturday, August 15, 2020

Coffee Meets Bagel - Extended

Well it's been a while since I've swiped on Coffee Meets Bagel but to be honest Bumble and Tinder are a little overwhelming right now in the sense that there are so many guys to swipe on but it just seem so redundant and nothing is happening. I figured I might as well try something else just to give myself a break, especially since Coffee Meets Bagel doesn't give me more than a handful of guys every 24 hours. Lately I've had quite a few matches and I've started a few of the conversations, since the app rewards you for messaging first and some of these guys apparently still don't know how to have a conversation. Today we have Zack, who seems to like things extended...