Monday, July 4, 2022

Tinder - Captive in a Hole

Sometimes on the dating apps, I'm amazed by the profiles that one can come across. I feel this entire blog is filled with plenty of profiles that really make me go, "Wow, this is what I have to choose from?" If anything it helps to solidify that being single isn't that bad. For some reason I feel like I've seen them all, but then of course someone comes along that has a profile that really makes you pause and think. 

Sunday, May 15, 2022

IG - Domt tell

Well it's been a minute, hasn't it? Things have been a little busy for me because I've gone back to school in a sense to get certified so I can get a pay raise but enough about me. You never know who you're going to have message you on social media. I guess I just tend to ignore and know that a DM from someone I don't follow isn't worth my time. That of course doesn't prevent them from happening but I can at least filter through them for what's a requested message. Anyway, the following DM will show you just how stupid some people are.  

Sunday, January 23, 2022

Argentine Loverboy Part 2

Did you think we were done with my loverboy? I mean, I know I did. I haven't seen the guy in person for 3 years now? Or is it more than that? Sorry everyone, but time isn't real during COVID. If you forgot about the Argentina Hunger Games you can play catch up by reading about it here or if you just want the recap for the last messages from George in 2020 you can read them here. Anyway, this saga continues because of George and his persistence. I just can't win with him, you know? Let's get to it.

Friday, November 12, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Lost Jesus

You know how some people just don't seem to be on the right kind of dating app? I mean, some people aren't looking for something long term or serious and yet they're on an app that is all about that. Or vice versa if you will. I feel like they're just wasting people's time by being on the app that isn't going to cater to what they're after. There's literally a dating app all about dating farmers so surely there are plenty more for each of those specifics that people are looking into. Today's guy probably should just try Christian Mingle but let's get into it.

Saturday, October 30, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Emotional Baggage

Well today we have a profile that clearly serves to confuse me. Maybe some of you will understand it but I just don't get it. Do guys just think their ab pictures will overshadow everything else that is listed in their profile? If that was the case why do they even bother writing in anything to fill out their profile? Or maybe they're just testing the potential matches to see what will and won't get them attention. Anyway, let's get to the profile.

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Tinder - They/Them Confusion

I saw a conversation that I just had to share with you all. It made me laugh a little too hard. Probably because the messages I've been getting on the dating apps myself have been so dull and lackluster. I should just say that the conversations aren't actually happening as the guys just immediately try to make things sexual or just don't reply. Fun times are always to be had with online dating. Anyway, let me share this funny with you and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Saturday, October 9, 2021

Bumble - "Lockdown" Crap

When people ask me whether or not Covid has been good or bad for online dating I reply that it's been a double edged sword. It's been hard to meet up with some people depending on their own comfort level as well as mine (like before the vaccine) but it's also been very insightful to learn how some people are treating this pandemic. I mean, I know plenty of couples who have broken up because of their differing opinions and response to Covid so I suppose I'm just glad I haven't had to deal with that sort of thing. Anyway, let's get on to today's fun profile. 

Saturday, September 18, 2021

"Wrecking" Anything

Today, I just have something that continues to prove that men are trash. "Not all men!" you may be screaming at me but you should know what I mean. Just enough that it's getting old and I'm sick and tired of it. This guy sent me a message and thought that he really was being something. Like, he was being honest from the start so that meant I should be open and receptive to what he was offering. Little did he know I don't play that game. Let's get to his shitty message, shall we?

Saturday, August 14, 2021

Tinder - Ray Romano

I thought I'd have a fun date story to tell you all about but instead the guy just disappeared and let the chat expire. I guess he wasn't as cool as he thought he was. I mean, he did have his location set to Las Vegas when he was actually out in California. Either way I still have a funny profile to share with you all, which definitely seems like a threat but it did make me laugh. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.

Saturday, August 7, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Escalator Fears

I can't tell you why but I've been swiping on Coffee Meets Bagel the most lately. It's probably because a lot more people put in their profile whether or not they're vaccinated and that's a bit more important to me as of late. Covid is getting a bit insane and I haven't had it yet (knock on wood) so I plan to still not get it if I can avoid that. Either way today I came across a profile that just... made me pause because I'm not sure if the guy is kidding or being completely serious.