Sunday, May 16, 2021

Tinder - 1, 2, DUCK!, 4

Sometimes when you're swiping on the apps you don't realize who you might or might not know. I mean, I know I don't remember everyone I went to high school with but that's because I had a fairly large graduating class. Other people in a small graduating class probably know everyone but it all just depends on where you are. Either way today we have a funny way for two people to remember each other after starting a conversation with each other.

Sunday, May 9, 2021

Tinder - Valentine's Fun

 I saw this profile from Tinder that someone shared and I just couldn't help but laugh at it. I mean, the fact that the message was sent on Valentine's Day is truly just the icing on the cake. I've never really tested swiping on Valentine's Day, or any holiday for that matter because I can't imagine it going well. Guess this just goes to show on what I'm missing out on.

Saturday, May 1, 2021

Twitter DM Flirting

If you haven't noticed I haven't been posting too much as of late because work has just kept me insanely busy. All sorts of fun extra trainings to keep me on my toes so I haven't been swiping too much on the dating apps. Today I thought I'd share a fun DM I saw making the rounds because if it isn't the truth when it comes to flirting I don't know what it. I don't want to give too much away so let's just get on to it.

Saturday, April 10, 2021

Tinder - Dumb Criminal

Listen, it really isn't that hard to plan a get together after matching on a dating app. I'm fairly certain we've established that at this point. Go out for drinks, meet up for food, grab a coffee, or whatever else is fairly simple. Yes, there's a global pandemic but everyone gets to decide their level of comfort with things. Gem shared this interesting profile on Twitter to demonstrate just how dense some guys can be. I mean, it's not hard to be considerate while planning for a get together is it? Well, maybe it is.

Saturday, March 27, 2021

Tinder - Dragon Penis

I would apologize for the lack of posts but my work schedule has just gone completely insane and I honestly haven't been swiping much. I mean, most of the guys who I do match with want to meet up immediately and I'm not exactly comfortable with that at this point in the pandemic. It's probably gonna take a while but such is life. Anyway, Lisa shared this lovely profile on Twitter and I just had to share it with all of you because... well it's a rollercoaster to say the least. I mean, who needs to go on dates when you have the profile that has enough red flags to prevent you from getting close?

Saturday, March 6, 2021

OkCupid - I Eat Flesh

I just had to share what @harleybangbang came across while swiping on the dating apps. I mean, the photo confused me and took me by surprise just from the small portion I could see at first. Then seeing the full version I couldn't help but shake my head and sigh. Is this what we've come to? Well, not we as a collective but this is what we get? I don't think we did anything to deserve them so fair warning it's just... weird. This is why we can't have nice things.

Saturday, February 27, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Cold Hard Cash

I don't know how many times I've said it on the blog but we all know how important the profile pictures that you upload on the dating apps are. First impressions really mean a lot, especially when people are just swiping through the profiles so you want to make sure your picture is of you and isn't something too bland or generic. I mean, you want to catch someone's attention but hopefully for the right reasons, you know? Anyway, today I came across a guy who seemed to be showing off as best he could but I'm not quite sure if he hit the mark.

Sunday, February 7, 2021

The League - League Live

Well, I've finally done it everyone! I managed to make it onto the League Live list and actually get chosen to have matches for a video chat! Now, I've been on the list plenty of times before, even cracking the top 100 out of thousands but still didn't get the chance to try out the video chat dating. I thought it was all about first come first serve in terms of signing up but apparently not. I think it's partially because I'm not a paying member, since I got in for free but it's not my fault I'm not paying for their app. It's not like it's given me any matches, save for Mr. F. but I feel we are all well aware and over that story. So, let's talk about my experience using League Live for the first time!

Saturday, January 23, 2021

Coffee Meets Bagel - Eat the Moon

I know we've seen the guy who claimed that COVID would disappear after the election which really makes one pause to scratch their head for a moment and wonder how much one has to do to really believe that sort of thing. The election is over and yet here we are, still in the middle of a pandemic. Now today while I was swiping I had yet another interesting sort of belief come up. Perhaps not as startling as the one who thought COVID would disappear but still a bit confusing and concerning. Or maybe it's just me. Either way, let's get to the profile.

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Tinder - CDL License

Oh Tinder, it truly is a place that never disappoints with the matches. And by never disappoints I'll leave that interpretation up to you, considering I haven't met up with a Tinder match in ages it seems and it's not just because of Covid. Still, there's plenty of interesting bios and engaging conversation taking place so I guess I'll go along with it. I don't have too many other options considering the world of online dating a complete mess in my humble opinion but it has definitely become easier to figure out who to avoid and not bother with. Anyway, let's get to today's fun conversation shall we?