Tinder - Dragon Penis

I would apologize for the lack of posts but my work schedule has just gone completely insane and I honestly haven't been swiping much. I mean, most of the guys who I do match with want to meet up immediately and I'm not exactly comfortable with that at this point in the pandemic. It's probably gonna take a while but such is life. Anyway, Lisa shared this lovely profile on Twitter and I just had to share it with all of you because... well it's a rollercoaster to say the least. I mean, who needs to go on dates when you have the profile that has enough red flags to prevent you from getting close?

OkCupid - I Eat Flesh

I just had to share what @harleybangbang came across while swiping on the dating apps. I mean, the photo confused me and took me by surprise just from the small portion I could see at first. Then seeing the full version I couldn't help but shake my head and sigh. Is this what we've come to? Well, not we as a collective but this is what we get? I don't think we did anything to deserve them so fair warning it's just... weird. This is why we can't have nice things.