Tinder - Red Flag Beard

I think I've been talking about red flags a lot on Twitter thanks to 90 Day Fiancé and now the new season of Love is Blind. I mean, some people just have so many that I can't even imagine why someone would agree to even meet them, let alone date them. It's just too much for me. I know how to run when I see a red flag. There's no fixing it. Today we have a profile where Alex tells us all about his own red flags.

Coffee Meets Bagel - Kinks and Cuddles

It's been a while since I swiped along Coffee Meets Bagel but when I did finally decide to open up the app I was a bit surprised by what I found. I'm use to some pretty tame profiles, especially because you don't get endless swiping. You only get a few profiles to look at every 24 hours. When I came cross Mitch though I was quite surprised by his selection for his photo. First impressions matter, but now I just want to scrub my eyes and my brain. Let me show you what I'm talking about, but you've been warned.

Tinder - Limited Edition

I know when I hear the word limited edition it means that it is something so rare and valuable that it has to be experienced or seen. That's what makes it more appealing, right? Like a limited edition car or trading card comes to mind for me but to each their own, right? So when I saw some guy put on their profile that they had something limited edition I thought maybe it would actually be something worthwhile, but boy was I wrong. 

Fuck Marry Kill

Wow. It's been a minute since my last post. I would apologize, but 🤷 life. I think that's a good enough excuse. Plus I haven't been swiping on the apps as much just because it's been too tedious and I have been busy with work so no time to entertain trying to plan dates or replying to stupid messages. You know the ones I'm talking about. Maybe I'll start swiping more now that I have a bestie who is also currently swiping and it's fun to have someone to talk about these crazy profiles with. Anyway, let's get on to today's post. I was hanging out with a friend and met a friend of hers. We spoke for maybe ten minutes before I left. A week later she informed me that he wanted to ask me out. Shocking, I know. Let's get to it.