Tinder - Operators Are Standing By

Once again we have a guy on Tinder who says ridiculous things in his profile as if that's a turn on. Like yes, I suddenly want to be with you because of what you have typed up. How did you know? Either way I'm still laughing about the guy today who mentioned that operators are standing by as if everyone still needs an operator to direct their phone call and fend off unwanted callers. We do have caller ID now don't we? 

Nathaniel. Can I call you Nate? Too late, you're now going to be Nate. What is even going on with this description of yourself? First off I can't even get over your use of letters and numbers to try and create words as if chatspeak is something everyone should have to be subjected to read. It hurts my eyes. Please stop this nonsense. You're going to injure too many innocent eyes by trying to force them to read your profile and it's not even worth it. 

I'm very confused by Nate saying that he is "jussumblackdude" unless there is some meaning behind it which I am unaware of. As far as I'm concerned he could be black or mixed and it wouldn't even matter. If you like someone based on their race alone that's a little messed up in my opinion. Then Nate backtracks and claims that he was just playing and that the only thing he is serious about is he is the guy. 

Now what kind of guy that is I'm still a little confused about. I wonder if Nate thinks I don't know how Tinder works and that I need to have things explained. Apparently I will just swipe left or right and get plenty of different guys showing up but right now I'm looking at him and I need to be aware that I am in fact looking at him. Who would have thought Nate? Thanks for explaining it to me so I now know that I am looking at you Nate. Everything makes sense now.

Nate has willingly given out his cellphone number because he isn't on Tinder that much and although I would call him lazy for doing so it is also a bit cocky to state that operators are standing by. As if he needs to have a group of people filter his phone calls and texts to let him know that some girls from Tinder are trying to get ahold of him. I'm honestly curious if any girls have called or texted him. I'm almost tempted to call and see if I get one of the operators that are standing by.

So do you know what Nate was talking about or did I actually not miss anything? Are you at least getting a kick out of the fact that he says operators are standing by? Let me know what you think in the comments below. (: