Tinder - Buiding a Porn Empire

I know that swiping right on everyone that shows up on Tinder seems to be a common strategy for some people in order to appear in more feeds and gain more matches. That isn't one that sits all that well with me because as you can probably tell I pay attention to who I'm swiping on. I read their bio, I check out their photos, I look at their likes and interests, and just about anything else they share. If I swiped right on everyone it'd just be a waste of my time, although it might makes things more interesting for you my dear readers. Either way let me introduce you to Cyrus who has big plans.

I don't know about you but I don't think it takes too much for a guy to be in porn? I mean, I watched a few documentaries about porn and it was following what the women did and I swear they were always gorgeous but the men were not so much. Now I made sure to not include Cyrus' picture but I am 100% sure you would all agree that he is in no way attractive. At all. Also to claim to be a porn director means you should have some actual films to show off right? Or maybe viral videos? I don't know. I don't do much with porn nor do I look into it.

I'm only assuming Cyrus is working on a porn empire because if not I have no clue what he hopes to accomplish. Although wouldn't that be awkward to work on with your brother? Cyrus, what do you and your brother tell your mother about your business? Is it something she includes in the Christmas card? I'm certain my mother would die of a heart attack immediately if I told her such a thing!

I don't understand the point of Cyrus swiping a bunch of people only to message the "select few" because that means something. How does that actually mean something? It means you're only chatting with those that liked you back although you liked everyone. Stop wasting people's time Cyrus and swipe right on those you are actually interested in.

I must say Cyrus I have no desire to have the privilege of being in your life at all. Especially when you have to state you don't need an escort, you won't be a sugar daddy, and you won't pay my bills. It sounds like you have a lot of leeches in your life that you've dealt with meaning that you've been taken advantage of due to your own choices. I don't feel bad for you one bit on that end. So have fun swiping Cyrus. I wish you luck with that porn empire you're building with your brother, but hopefully you aren't doing each other.

What do you think about Cyrus? Are you the type of person who swipes right on everyone or do you actually go through and decide on each person who comes across your feed? Also have you seen anyone put in their description that they are solely looking to be an escort or looking for a sugar daddy or to even have someone just pay their bills? I'm curious if this is a thing because I obviously wouldn't see them on my feed. Either way let me know your thoughts on Cyrus in the comments below. (: