Coffee Meets Bagel - 2 Inch Pipe

I'm not exactly swiping on the apps because it's the holidays. Plenty of people are traveling so I'm not going to bother wasting my time on someone who I'll likely never meet or even see even after a FaceTime date. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas or Happy Holiday season in general but it seems so fake and weird during everything that's happening. Anyway, I do have a profile from someone who liked me on an app! Surprising, but not so much considering of course the guy is shorter than me. Anyway, today I have an interesting profile to share with you so let's get to it!

Splice Clothing Review (Updated 1/10/21!)

Well, it's the end of the year and I figure why not do a blog post that isn't related to dating, because I'm on vacation for one and two I'm a little swiped out. Shocking, I know. Maybe I'll get on later to see what ridiculous profiles other states have to offer but stay tuned for that later. Anyway, I thought I'd share my thoughts on some awesome new clothes I bought from Splice Clothing! The fun thing is, is that they're reversible! Talk about helping to pack light when traveling, although it is a bit limited with COVID at the moment but still, why not have some comfy new clothes? Anyway, on to the review.

Tinder - Owl Bot?

Let's have a look at yet another fun match. It's all ready unnerving enough to wait and see if someone matches with you on a dating app. I mean, it's a huge waiting game considering the other person could have hundreds of other possibilities to swipe through before they land on your profile. Or depending on their settings they may never get to you because someone new always pops up. Either way, I want to show you this fun conversation that began because someone was almost too pretty to believe.

Tinder - Christmas Ham

I honestly don't feel like the bios on dating apps are getting any better, nor are the pictures. If anything they are further proving that some guys really do just want to stay alone. That or they're just trying to attract who are just as weird as they are. I feel like their level of weird is a bit much, even if they were trying to be weird or sarcastic. You'll see from the following profile that things are truly going downhill and perhaps it's just time to delete everything.

Tinder - DoorDick

I know that we're going through trying times right now. Aren't you sick of that phrase? I know I am but at the same time I'm not quite sure how else to describe what's going on. Saying 2020 or quarantine or even pandemic just doesn't cover it all. It's all truly a mess. Either way today we have a fun profile on Tinder that proves there is a guy out there who understands what women want with what is going on right now. I mean, I suppose it depends on where he is because I know various places around the world are doing different versions of a lockdown but still, it seems like a great service.