Tinder - Jail Bullshit

The holiday season is upon us with Thanksgiving coming up this week so I though I would share a laugh with you. That is because I imagine most of you either are or are not dealing with your family sometime soon and you know that means things can be tense and interesting to say the least. I have a friend who has started using Tinder and she matched with a guy who wasn't a total douchebag! Surprising right? Well, let's get to the funny part.

Hinge - Satisfaction

If you follow me on Twitter then you know that I have a friend who had a very successful date using Hinge and she suggested I try it again. Well, I downloaded the Hinge app again and decided to give it a go. It has been a while since I used it but it is basically the same as Tinder and Bumble. Just another dating app. Today I came across a profile that really just wants to satisfy me, but fails to do so.

Movie Date

For those of you who follow me on Twitter you know that I recently went to a birthday party. I ended up arriving right on time, which is not the protocol because everyone ended up arriving an hour or two late. I apparently missed the memo. Since I was there on time there were only a few other people there and so to kill time we just started to random things. It passed the time and when others arrived for the party I met up with my friends and spent the rest of the evening with them. I eft the party and within a few hours I had a message on Facebook from a stranger.