Bumble - Quarantine Together

Well I know I did a post previously all about the different dating app bios guys are putting up that deal with Coronavirus but today we have someone who actually filled out more of their profile so it is a bit surprising. I mean, those offers to just get toilet paper were nice but I don't know that it is worth the risk. Granted, most of the conversations quickly pitter out even while in this lockdown/quarantine. On to the profile!

Tinder - House Husband

Listen, I am aware that there a manga about a House Husband and the little bits that I've seen from it are hilarious. If you haven't heard of it I'm sure you could find some of the highlights with a quick Google search. However, I did not expect for @TheTinderZone to actually find a profile on Tinder of a guy claiming to be a house husband. I mean, it's not exactly the norm. Or maybe it is now? What do I know?

Tinder - Bird Water?

Well @TheTinderZone was swiping on Tinder and found this rare gem! I mean, a picture tells a thousand words right? I need to know what your thoughts are as to what the following picture means. Clearly I can't be the only one missing the memo? Can I? Granted, maybe it is one of those viral trends that I somehow missed.

10 Reasons It's Great To Be Single During Quarantine

Well, it’s time to talk about the positives of being single during this time of lockdown or quarantine, depending on what your state or country has decided to call it. I know my state is “shut down” with the Strip closed down and only “essential” businesses running. Of course plenty of people are still trying to gather together by getting outside but they’re part of the group of idiots who are the reason all of this is lasting even longer. Anyway, on to my list of reasons it’s great to be single at this time!

Tinder - Pop Goes The Weasel

Today's post isn't going to be very long because it is just a funny profile to enjoy. I hope you get a laugh like I did. It's not like there is too much to analyze considering I'm not just going to fluff up paragraphs for you to read the same thing five different ways. Happy Easter Sunday for everyone who celebrates, and for those of you who don't now you at least know the day today is Sunday.

COVID19 Dating App Bios

Today's post is brought to you all by all the boys who are stuck in quarantine and upping their bio descriptions to match how they currently feel! Now, I have used some that both @TheTinderZone (the first 2 Tinder bios) and @SarahCantSmell (All the yellow Bumble bios) have shared on Twitter so be sure to follow them as well for some of this nonsense. Others are from the idiot guys here in Vegas but as you'll soon see, some things never change.

Tinder - Boyeeee

Today's post is thanks to Michelle (@blancmodenuit) because as we all know even on our lockdown and quarantine these boys just don't quit. If you aren't on lockdown then please send me a message about where you are so I can finally be free. I'm on nearly three weeks of this and losing my mind! Anyway, let's get to our boy Matty and read his nonsense of a profile!