Saturday, November 12, 2016

OkCupid - I'm Looking to Hext

This just feels so appropriate for Halloween although it is a bit late for it so forgive me on that end. I am all for someone being blunt and honest with me. Just tell me how it is and what you're looking for and that's totally fine. If you're only looking for a hookup I'm the person who appreciates you saying that and then replies that I'm not interested. There is no point in wasting both of our time. However what is the point of setting up a profile on OkCupid if you're not actually looking for something more? OkCupid is supposed to be more about in depth conversation and a deeper connection. It would seem we have someone who missed that part though.

I'm surprised this guy thinks anyone would respond with being happy to sext as if that's the most fun thing we could do! I don't know if you can tell much from his profile picture but he isn't that attractive. Sorry bro but I'm not interested in sexting in the first place and your appearance isn't exactly helping your case. There's supposed to be someone for everyone so maybe one day he will find a girl who sees him, receives this message, and think "This is great!" but today was not that day for him when he messaged me.

Because it was so close to Halloween I was able to come up with my response of hexting him. I got a good laugh out of it and the fact that he responded saying please don't made me laugh even harder. I'm starting to think I'll say that to any guy who messages me asking to sext. It makes me think of that comic about male gamers who say to female gamers to make them a sandwich and the girl casts a spell and turns the guy into a sandwich. So ladies now you have a way to get out of sexting by saying that you'd rather hext and then you can enjoy the fun conversation that will likely occur. (:

Let me know what you think in the comments below. (: Did I go to far or just abruptly stop him in a fun way? 


  1. This honestly made me laugh so hard! Thanks for the idea girl ahahaha

  2. I found this hilarious. First, I love your response to him and second, you straight up (in your own way) called him ugly. Bold!

  3. Hahaha I love this! Hext! This gave me a good giggle and I can't belive someone would actually open with that message! That's just.... I don't even know haha

    Jordanne ||

  4. Haha I love this, so lighthearted! Such an original and fun idea, thanks for sharing!

  5. Girllllll, I think you're a genius! It's like I literally read his fear haha! People these days... It baffles me why anyone would reply any differently then you did to be honest!

    This is a great post!