Saturday, January 19, 2019

Bumble - "Devil"

As we all know I get a good laugh out of guys who post their profile on a dating app and just share a lot. Or that just think they are super funny. Today we have someone who shares just enough to make it easy to decide whether to swipe left or right on them. I mean, I can't truly complain because it definitely helps to save me some time.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Tinder - I'll Allow It

Today's post is brought to you by stupid guys on Tinder thanks to Jaylynn (@JaylynnBuckley) sharing their stupidity. I'm sure we've seen more than enough starter messages from guys that just show how either clueless or stupid they are but today we have a few different breeds appearing that make you just want to yell, "WHAT THE FUCK!?" but sadly when you're swiping on a dating app you don't exactly get to say that to them, or rather it's better to just not response to them. Let's see what we have.

Saturday, January 5, 2019

The League - Mr F Part 2

If you didn't read the previous post you will be a little lost so I suggest you read that first. If you want to jump in head first then go for it I guess. It's not like I can stop you. Either way here's the update on what all has gone down with Mr. F since the first two dates. I only took so long to type it up thanks to the holidays and going out of town.

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

2018 Year In Review

Well I realize that it is all ready the new year but I figured I could do a review post like I did last year. It's wild to think that this blog is still alive and well. It's not going to be anything fancy but I figured I'd just give a fun update like I did last year. I know I was gone for three months once more this summer and dates were few and far between but there were plenty of interesting and funny conversations.

Saturday, December 15, 2018

The League - Mr. F

For those of you who follow me on twitter you know that it's been a bit of a whirlwind these past few weeks due to one Mr. F. If you've watched Arrested Development I hope you enjoy the reference just because I find it funny. Sadly, it is not Charlize Theron though who I met. Although wouldn't have have been super surprising? Now that would be a big surprise. Anyway, let's get on to the story.

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Bumble - Infinite Pleasure

I don't know if this is a thing with dating apps everywhere but in Vegas I've heard from a lot of guys that they see profiles for cam girls who basically just want to give you a link so you can pay money to see them. I'm not a guy so I wouldn't see that sort of thing. Still that would be frustrating though to try and weed through those kinds of profiles. Today though I have a guy who seems to be running the same kind of business but I honestly can't help but laugh at his profile.

Saturday, November 24, 2018

Bumble - No Nut November

Ah look, today we have someone who is trying to be trendy. I mean, I assume that Victor is trying to be super cool with the way he filled out his bio on the dating app but I can't say I want to even have a chance to ask him. I mean, surely it is meant to be a joke but I can't say that I am laughing. Anyone else use dating apps while trying to go without sex because that just sounds weird, doesn't it? At this point most people are using the apps just to hook up. Anyway, on to today's story.

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Tinder - Soviet Tank

I've been a little more active on the dating apps as of late so maybe my next post will be about an actual date! Shocking, I know. Either way, until one of those said dates happen (because these boys are all talk) I have a fun post to share with you today nonetheless. Sometimes the conversations that happen can be the best, especially with the strangest profiles. Today we have someone who definitely is dedicated to the profile they've created but I'm not quite sure what they're hoping to get out of it.

Saturday, November 10, 2018

The League - Dating App Review

Have you heard of The League? It's supposed to be the latest and greatest dating app that is quite exclusive. Most people have to pay to use it and even before being able to do that you have to have signed up for it and waited on a waiting list. I swear I signed up for this apps waiting list back in March of this year and it only finally just launched a month ago here in Vegas. I guess I was early enough to get in but I figured I'd give you all the low down on how the app is going.

Saturday, November 3, 2018

Tinder - Dad a Pries?

First impressions are very important as I'm sure you are all well aware. This is how things are in real life and in the online dating world. We go based off appearances or pictures we see and how our first interactions are with a person. So when using a dating app it is important to make sure your opening or first message is a good one. Usually you try and send something that catches the other person's attention in order to elicit a response. Today we have someone who really had a hard time doing just that.