Saturday, July 4, 2020

Tinder - 6,000 Years

Today's post is a funny one I thought I'd share with you all, if only because the apps have been rather dull and dry for me lately. After the last guy who held a conversation for a little bit but then went quiet I just keep getting matches who don't talk. I suppose this is my life now, even in quarantine. Granted, I know there are plenty of things going on in everyone's life but a quick message isn't too hard to send, is it? Or just don't bother swiping. Anyway, let's get to the fun stuff.


Saturday, June 27, 2020

Tinder - Peeing

You would think by now that people know how important photos are on a dating app. They're what people base their first impression on. I mean, one's photos are the first thing to show up when you see someone new to swipe left or right on. Today I have to thank @TheTinderZone for sharing this picture because really, I just couldn't stop laughing at it. Let me show you why.

Saturday, June 20, 2020

Coffee Meets Bagel - No Hike?

We all know there are those guys who can't hold a conversation, or perhaps just don't know how to say something that isn't weird or just rude. Today we have an example of the opposite! I mean, we had a fairly good conversation going in my opinion. Granted, the messages were a bit spaced out because I was busy dealing with work and life, but it was going. Anyway, let me show you what I'm talking about.


Sunday, June 14, 2020

Tinder - Warrior Bride

I'm behind on posting here because I just needed a break. Not necessarily from the blog, but just from life in general. Yes, I know everyone is having their own issues with Covid-19 but I'm not going to get into that. Either way, I went away for a week in the mountains and stayed at a friend's cabin. No one else was there so I was still self-isolating and I didn't encounter many people. It was just nice to get away. Anyway, back to what you came here for. We have a guy who really knows how to treat a woman, at least according to his profile he knows how.

Friday, May 29, 2020

Bumble - PB Fight

Now today's profile is more just a funny one for the bio, or at least it is to me. Usually you use your bio to share things about yourself and you try to be a little more specific in order to be different from all the other profiles people swipe on. Instead this profile caught my attention because of the reason David wants to fight. I mean, it definitely caught my attention.

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Bumble - Companionship

As you all know I myself use plenty of different dating apps. At the moment I'm not exactly swiping on all of them, or even bothering to check on all of them, but on each one I tend to use the same pictures and I keep my bio about the same. Granted, some of the apps ask different questions in order to help others get to know you better. Today we have a guy claiming to straight up copy his profile from Plenty of Fish but I don't think he understands that a limit exists and his bio isn't that great.

Saturday, May 16, 2020

Coffee Meets Bagel - Deleted

We all are well aware of what ghosting is at this point on an app. They message and then disappear for no reason. It obviously gets old after a while but it does happen. I tend not to think about it that much, considering it's not worth my time or effort. If a guy decides not to message then in my mind it's just his loss. Anyway, today we have a profile that confused me a bit with the info the guy filled in on his bio. Let's get to it, shall we?

Saturday, May 9, 2020

OkCupid - Luckiest Cowboy

As some of you know from following me Twitter or just from my posts on here I do enjoy traveling and I get to travel quite a bit. I've mentioned before that I always like when someone on the dating apps asks me about traveling because it's a good conversation starter! There is so much to discuss when it comes to going new places and seeing new things because it's an actual conversation. Some places are well known and others not as well known so it's fun to learn new things. Today though I had a guy message me about my luck, which I didn't take too well.

Sunday, May 3, 2020

Coffee Meets Bagel - Bum Fights

Well I was tweeting quite a bit this morning about Coffee Meets Bagel because I finally opened the app. If I'm being honest being on the dating apps during a pandemic is a little overwhelming. There's too many guys on it and most aren't even looking for anyone except maybe a fuck buddy to break the lockdown/quarantine guidelines. That or they chat for an hour or two and then ghost. So, the usual. Anyway I found a profile that was definitely worth the read and I thought I'd share it with you.

Saturday, May 2, 2020

Ok Cupid - Quote Book

Well it's been a while since we've seen anything from Ok Cupid. I suppose that's probably a good thing in the sense that maybe the people aren't there aren't as terrible or pathetic. Then again I just don't know what to think of half of the dating bios at this point. It seems plenty of people want to talk but not for very long. Either way, let's get on to today's profile!