Coffee Meets Bagel - Lost Jesus

You know how some people just don't seem to be on the right kind of dating app? I mean, some people aren't looking for something long term or serious and yet they're on an app that is all about that. Or vice versa if you will. I feel like they're just wasting people's time by being on the app that isn't going to cater to what they're after. There's literally a dating app all about dating farmers so surely there are plenty more for each of those specifics that people are looking into. Today's guy probably should just try Christian Mingle but let's get into it.

Coffee Meets Bagel - Emotional Baggage

Well today we have a profile that clearly serves to confuse me. Maybe some of you will understand it but I just don't get it. Do guys just think their ab pictures will overshadow everything else that is listed in their profile? If that was the case why do they even bother writing in anything to fill out their profile? Or maybe they're just testing the potential matches to see what will and won't get them attention. Anyway, let's get to the profile.

Tinder - They/Them Confusion

I saw a conversation that I just had to share with you all. It made me laugh a little too hard. Probably because the messages I've been getting on the dating apps myself have been so dull and lackluster. I should just say that the conversations aren't actually happening as the guys just immediately try to make things sexual or just don't reply. Fun times are always to be had with online dating. Anyway, let me share this funny with you and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Bumble - "Lockdown" Crap

When people ask me whether or not Covid has been good or bad for online dating I reply that it's been a double edged sword. It's been hard to meet up with some people depending on their own comfort level as well as mine (like before the vaccine) but it's also been very insightful to learn how some people are treating this pandemic. I mean, I know plenty of couples who have broken up because of their differing opinions and response to Covid so I suppose I'm just glad I haven't had to deal with that sort of thing. Anyway, let's get on to today's fun profile. 

"Wrecking" Anything

Today, I just have something that continues to prove that men are trash. "Not all men!" you may be screaming at me but you should know what I mean. Just enough that it's getting old and I'm sick and tired of it. This guy sent me a message and thought that he really was being something. Like, he was being honest from the start so that meant I should be open and receptive to what he was offering. Little did he know I don't play that game. Let's get to his shitty message, shall we?

Tinder - Ray Romano

I thought I'd have a fun date story to tell you all about but instead the guy just disappeared and let the chat expire. I guess he wasn't as cool as he thought he was. I mean, he did have his location set to Las Vegas when he was actually out in California. Either way I still have a funny profile to share with you all, which definitely seems like a threat but it did make me laugh. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.

Coffee Meets Bagel - Escalator Fears

I can't tell you why but I've been swiping on Coffee Meets Bagel the most lately. It's probably because a lot more people put in their profile whether or not they're vaccinated and that's a bit more important to me as of late. Covid is getting a bit insane and I haven't had it yet (knock on wood) so I plan to still not get it if I can avoid that. Either way today I came across a profile that just... made me pause because I'm not sure if the guy is kidding or being completely serious.

Coffee Meets Bagel - Bitmoji Pic

I would apologize for the delay in a new post but this terrible thing called life happened. No regrets though because even I deserve some down time and no expectations every once in a while. Today I have yet another profile for you and I honestly thought we were past the point of dealing with weird photos. Maybe weird isn't the right word, considering we've all seen plenty of them together. But today's guy, just doesn't get it? I don't know how else to describe it so let's get to the fun part.

Coffee Meets Bagel - Hieroglyphics

I've found myself swiping a bit more as of late and I'm not entirely sure if it's just out of boredom or curiosity. Nevada has opened up recently so more people are traveling, going out, and just doing things in general. Now I can't say whether or not that's a good thing due to Covid cases in the state going up but I can't force people to get vaccinated or wear a mask so there's nothing I can do. I've done my part and gotten vaccinated and I wear a mask in public but such is life. Either way while swiping I came across this profile and I really just gave me some questions to ponder and I figured you all would enjoy it as well!

The League - A Date?

For those of you who may not remember, The League has a feature called League Live. What is it exactly? Well you sign up to save your spot and if you're a paying user then you are automatically in. Every Sunday and Wednesday night you have to open the app at 9:00pm for the chance to talk to someone else over a video call, much like FaceTime. You only have a few minutes and get matched with three different people. You can then go on from there to match and chat with them more or swipe left and say you aren't interested. I did this long ago back in February and wrote about it here, which seems fake but time isn't real during Covid honestly. Today's post is all about one of the guys I ended up chatting with!

Coffee Meets Bagel - Terrified of Puking

Guess who is swiping on Coffee Meets Bagel again? It's me! Why? Well I figure I might as well be swiping on one of the dating apps that I can see some people who have liked me first instead of wasting all my time swiping on guys who are far shorter than me. Sorry to all the guys who are 5'2" and 5'3" but you're wasting both of our time and I don't appreciate it. I came across a profile that I thought would give you all a laugh as it did me, so let's get to it.

Tinder - Catfish

Well, it's been a minute since I posted on the blog but you know, vacation and life happen so it was sort of on the backburner. Hopefully you'll all get a kick out of today's post and enjoy it so much you forgive me for being absent. I know I laughed a bit because honestly, how do some of these people actually manage to create a conversation out of something funny? I can barely get a guy to have a normal conversation with me! But, such is life I suppose. Let's get on to the fun stuff shall we?

Coffee Meets Bagel - Can I Have Sex?

I have been texting and Facetiming a guy for a little while now but it seems our work schedules don't want us to get together face to face. Such is life at the moment but anyway I thought I'd share a conversation with you that truly just made me face palm. 🤦‍♀️ It seems that there are still plenty of guys who don't know what sort of first message to send but thankfully the response makes it well worth it! 

Tinder - 1, 2, DUCK!, 4

Sometimes when you're swiping on the apps you don't realize who you might or might not know. I mean, I know I don't remember everyone I went to high school with but that's because I had a fairly large graduating class. Other people in a small graduating class probably know everyone but it all just depends on where you are. Either way today we have a funny way for two people to remember each other after starting a conversation with each other.

Tinder - Valentine's Fun

 I saw this profile from Tinder that someone shared and I just couldn't help but laugh at it. I mean, the fact that the message was sent on Valentine's Day is truly just the icing on the cake. I've never really tested swiping on Valentine's Day, or any holiday for that matter because I can't imagine it going well. Guess this just goes to show on what I'm missing out on.

Twitter DM Flirting

If you haven't noticed I haven't been posting too much as of late because work has just kept me insanely busy. All sorts of fun extra trainings to keep me on my toes so I haven't been swiping too much on the dating apps. Today I thought I'd share a fun DM I saw making the rounds because if it isn't the truth when it comes to flirting I don't know what it. I don't want to give too much away so let's just get on to it.

Tinder - Dumb Criminal

Listen, it really isn't that hard to plan a get together after matching on a dating app. I'm fairly certain we've established that at this point. Go out for drinks, meet up for food, grab a coffee, or whatever else is fairly simple. Yes, there's a global pandemic but everyone gets to decide their level of comfort with things. Gem shared this interesting profile on Twitter to demonstrate just how dense some guys can be. I mean, it's not hard to be considerate while planning for a get together is it? Well, maybe it is.

Tinder - Dragon Penis

I would apologize for the lack of posts but my work schedule has just gone completely insane and I honestly haven't been swiping much. I mean, most of the guys who I do match with want to meet up immediately and I'm not exactly comfortable with that at this point in the pandemic. It's probably gonna take a while but such is life. Anyway, Lisa shared this lovely profile on Twitter and I just had to share it with all of you because... well it's a rollercoaster to say the least. I mean, who needs to go on dates when you have the profile that has enough red flags to prevent you from getting close?

OkCupid - I Eat Flesh

I just had to share what @harleybangbang came across while swiping on the dating apps. I mean, the photo confused me and took me by surprise just from the small portion I could see at first. Then seeing the full version I couldn't help but shake my head and sigh. Is this what we've come to? Well, not we as a collective but this is what we get? I don't think we did anything to deserve them so fair warning it's just... weird. This is why we can't have nice things.

Coffee Meets Bagel - Cold Hard Cash

I don't know how many times I've said it on the blog but we all know how important the profile pictures that you upload on the dating apps are. First impressions really mean a lot, especially when people are just swiping through the profiles so you want to make sure your picture is of you and isn't something too bland or generic. I mean, you want to catch someone's attention but hopefully for the right reasons, you know? Anyway, today I came across a guy who seemed to be showing off as best he could but I'm not quite sure if he hit the mark.

The League - League Live

Well, I've finally done it everyone! I managed to make it onto the League Live list and actually get chosen to have matches for a video chat! Now, I've been on the list plenty of times before, even cracking the top 100 out of thousands but still didn't get the chance to try out the video chat dating. I thought it was all about first come first serve in terms of signing up but apparently not. I think it's partially because I'm not a paying member, since I got in for free but it's not my fault I'm not paying for their app. It's not like it's given me any matches, save for Mr. F. but I feel we are all well aware and over that story. So, let's talk about my experience using League Live for the first time!

Coffee Meets Bagel - Eat the Moon

I know we've seen the guy who claimed that COVID would disappear after the election which really makes one pause to scratch their head for a moment and wonder how much one has to do to really believe that sort of thing. The election is over and yet here we are, still in the middle of a pandemic. Now today while I was swiping I had yet another interesting sort of belief come up. Perhaps not as startling as the one who thought COVID would disappear but still a bit confusing and concerning. Or maybe it's just me. Either way, let's get to the profile.

Tinder - CDL License

Oh Tinder, it truly is a place that never disappoints with the matches. And by never disappoints I'll leave that interpretation up to you, considering I haven't met up with a Tinder match in ages it seems and it's not just because of Covid. Still, there's plenty of interesting bios and engaging conversation taking place so I guess I'll go along with it. I don't have too many other options considering the world of online dating a complete mess in my humble opinion but it has definitely become easier to figure out who to avoid and not bother with. Anyway, let's get to today's fun conversation shall we?

Coffee Meets Bagel - Firefighter Hell

Happy New Year everyone! I don't exactly know how happy it is considering everything that's already happened so far within the first week but such is life. If only we could all skip the free trial of this year and just bypass it all. I suppose it's best to expect some sort of chaos at all times now since 2020 turned everything on it's head and there's no end in sight. Well, today I offer a profile that leaves me with some questions but I'm not quite sure if I want the answers! Let's get to it, shall we?