Bumble - 70/30 Balance

Sometimes, people have super high expectations for no reason. We have more PEAK men thanks to @SarahCantSmell swiping on Bumble. I mean, last time we had the average dude looking for the above average girl but today this guy just expects more than that. How is it even possible? Well, he's a guy so I must infer that he doesn't have much of a brain and thinks his expectations are completely reasonable. Listen, I know not all guys are like this, but they sure are showing themselves at this time.

Tinder - Verified Selfie

Don't know what it is about photos but sometimes they can seem a bit sketch. Don't get me wrong, usually you can tell when someone isn't using their own photos. That or they just have weird pictures that have no people in them. Today @TheTinderZone has a guy asking for an "identity verifying selfie". That has to be a new one that I've never heard before.

Bumble - Average

I feel like even with a global pandemic most men have still found a way to make the dating apps ridiculous by not properly filling out their bios. Thanks @SarahCantSmell for this one because it just proves some guys just aren't even trying. That and expecting too much. Anyway, let's get to it shall we?

Tinder - Dumb B!

Well, I have to thank @TheTinderZone for sharing this on Twitter because sometimes guys have such ridiculous profiles that you wonder how they've possibly made it this far in life. I mean, you'll see that Mike has gone 31 years and in that much time he still hasn't figured out how to be decent. At least not in my humble opinion. I suppose we should get to the profile so you can see what I mean.

Tinder - 6,000 Years

Today's post is a funny one I thought I'd share with you all, if only because the apps have been rather dull and dry for me lately. After the last guy who held a conversation for a little bit but then went quiet I just keep getting matches who don't talk. I suppose this is my life now, even in quarantine. Granted, I know there are plenty of things going on in everyone's life but a quick message isn't too hard to send, is it? Or just don't bother swiping. Anyway, let's get to the fun stuff.