I'm not exactly swiping on the apps because it's the holidays. Plenty of people are traveling so I'm not going to bother wasting my time on someone who I'll likely never meet or even see even after a FaceTime date. I hope you all had a Merry Christmas or Happy Holiday season in general but it seems so fake and weird during everything that's happening. Anyway, I do have a profile from someone who liked me on an app! Surprising, but not so much considering of course the guy is shorter than me. Anyway, today I have an interesting profile to share with you so let's get to it!
Saturday, December 26, 2020
Thursday, December 24, 2020
Splice Clothing Review (Updated 1/10/21!)
Well, it's the end of the year and I figure why not do a blog post that isn't related to dating, because I'm on vacation for one and two I'm a little swiped out. Shocking, I know. Maybe I'll get on later to see what ridiculous profiles other states have to offer but stay tuned for that later. Anyway, I thought I'd share my thoughts on some awesome new clothes I bought from Splice Clothing! The fun thing is, is that they're reversible! Talk about helping to pack light when traveling, although it is a bit limited with COVID at the moment but still, why not have some comfy new clothes? Anyway, on to the review.
Saturday, December 19, 2020
Tinder - Owl Bot?
Let's have a look at yet another fun match. It's all ready unnerving enough to wait and see if someone matches with you on a dating app. I mean, it's a huge waiting game considering the other person could have hundreds of other possibilities to swipe through before they land on your profile. Or depending on their settings they may never get to you because someone new always pops up. Either way, I want to show you this fun conversation that began because someone was almost too pretty to believe.
Sunday, December 13, 2020
Tinder - Christmas Ham
I honestly don't feel like the bios on dating apps are getting any better, nor are the pictures. If anything they are further proving that some guys really do just want to stay alone. That or they're just trying to attract who are just as weird as they are. I feel like their level of weird is a bit much, even if they were trying to be weird or sarcastic. You'll see from the following profile that things are truly going downhill and perhaps it's just time to delete everything.
Sunday, December 6, 2020
Tinder - DoorDick
I know that we're going through trying times right now. Aren't you sick of that phrase? I know I am but at the same time I'm not quite sure how else to describe what's going on. Saying 2020 or quarantine or even pandemic just doesn't cover it all. It's all truly a mess. Either way today we have a fun profile on Tinder that proves there is a guy out there who understands what women want with what is going on right now. I mean, I suppose it depends on where he is because I know various places around the world are doing different versions of a lockdown but still, it seems like a great service.
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Bumble - Glorification Flakes
I suppose it's that time of year where some people want to have a relationship in time for the holidays. I don't truly understand that thought process because I imagine meeting the parents is a big enough ordeal to go through especially if you've only just started dating. Talk about that fun bit of awkwardness. It would seem that the dating apps have taken a bit of a turn though if people are having a hard time finding someone who isn't a flake. Today's post is thanks to @fatgalguidedate showing us that some guys really know how to make you want to swipe right.
Saturday, November 21, 2020
Bumble - Cocktail
I suppose we all really thought that dating couldn't get any harder during COVID19. There's people who do wear a mask and people who don't. Those who social distance and those who don't. It's a double edged sword with everything, especially if you add in politics. Today's profile is thanks to @girl_tinder sharing Jack and how desperate he has become during these trying times.
Saturday, November 14, 2020
Tinder - Kidnap Me
I feel like at this point with the dating apps nothing is truly surprising. I mean, we've seen all kinds of pictures, profiles, and even first messages. Not all of them are great, that much we all know but I suppose there's a lot of garbage to sort though to find someone worth while. And yet, somehow there's still something new to be found even today. I suppose that means that men will continue to try and find new ways to get attention. Thanks to @fatgalguidedate we have this lovely message to show us how brilliant some people are.
Saturday, November 7, 2020
Tinder - MAGA Tattoo
I know that nothing is for certain when it comes to the presidential election here in the U.S. I've noticed plenty of people are following along with the news and media to find out who has what votes but I'm at the point that I know it's all a waiting game. So let's look at a profile on a dating app that looks even more like a regrettable decision. Thanks @SarahCantSmell for this gem.
Sunday, November 1, 2020
Coffee Meets Bagel - Card Show
We all know that the pictures someone posts on their dating app profile can make or break them considering it is the basis for whether or not someone swipes left or right. Today we have a guy who put up a picture that confuses me just a bit. I mean, it's not a fishing picture, hunting picture, or even a group photo. So I'm not entirely sure what he may be no so secretly trying to tell me. Hopefully the internet can help explain what it means to me.
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Coffee Meets Bagel - No One Else
Dating during COVID19 is certainly a pain to say the least, but at the same time I can't truly complain. Knowing whether or not someone believes in COVID19 or even wears a mask makes it easier to not waste my time talking to a guy. That's just how it is. So, when Rick showed up for me being tall, cute, and with outdoorsy adventure pictures I was certainly intrigued. Then we started messaging and I discovered that he was a firm believer that NO ONE ELSE was going to do for me what he was.
Saturday, October 17, 2020
Coffee Meets Bagel - Hike Date
Johnny and I had a great time video chatting. He mentioned wanting to meet up and go on a hike so I agreed. I decided to let him pick the hike, since he claimed to have experience with rock climbing and things of that nature. I mean, the last time I picked a hike the guy practically suffered the entire time because he had claimed to be more experienced than he actually was. It wasn't even that hard of a hike but you know, some guys like to build themselves up to be bigger than they are. So let's get to it!
Wednesday, October 14, 2020
Coffee Meets Bagel - First Video Chat
As those of you who follow me on Twitter know I matched with someone on Coffee Meets Bagel, which is surprising to me as well because I had just been lamenting about how I was ready to give up on the dating apps for the time being. Either way I matched with a guy and he immediately started messaging me, which was surprising. As you're well aware most guys struggle to hold any sort of conversation that is decent. I suppose I should explain.
Saturday, October 10, 2020
Bumble - Boring Sex
Today's post is thanks to @girl_tinder swiping on Bumble. We've seen plenty of guys who really just seem to throw themselves under the bus very early in the conversation after matching. Some guys really just know how to sell themselves short. I mean, it's not too surprising considering the expectations can be quite low while swiping but the whole thing gave me a good laugh.
Monday, October 5, 2020
Bumble - COVID Disappear
Today's post comes to us thanks to @SarahCantSmell swiping on Bumble. It's messages like this that remind me why I really hate going on the dating apps right now. It's not just because of COVID but politics because it really is quite telling in these trying times. I mean, it's better to get things known from the start in order to not waste any more time than needed.
Saturday, September 26, 2020
Bumble - "Ethnical" Relationship
Today's profile comes from @TheTinderZone because honestly, I had to reread the profile a few times just to make sure I was even understanding it right. Even now though, I don't think I'm understanding very much of it. I'm going to leave it up for you all to help me decide what exactly it means. Your assistance will be much appreciated. (:
Saturday, September 19, 2020
Argentine Loverboy
I feel like it has been quite a while since my trip to Argentina, although in reality it has only been a little more than a year. As I'm sure you all know time moves very different during COVID19 so it just feels weird all around. Well, today's post is all about BLAH and for those of you who don't remember why don't you click here and refresh your memory about the whole situation where while visiting Buenos Aires I had three guys suddenly lose their minds. Fun times, you know? Well anyway, let's get to where we're at now.
Saturday, September 5, 2020
Tinder - Poor Pockets
Today we have a profile from @SarahCantSmell as she's been swiping on the apps. Some guys really just don't have a clue do they? I mean, I can't see anything redeeming about this profile but maybe you should give it a read first. I might just be jumping to conclusions but based on what I've read this guy isn't worth any more time than I've spent having to read this profile. Surely this might speak to someone, but that someone certainly isn't me!
Sunday, August 30, 2020
Tinder - Ya F*ckn Whale
Today's post is thanks to Katie (@katie_obrienx) sharing her messages with her match Steven. I suppose we shouldn't expect too much from a Tinder conversation, given most of those don't go all that well. Usually starting off with one of those ice breaker lines can be good, or entertaining, or even funny even if it doesn't last that long. But I guess Steven just really wanted to shoot himself in the foot today.
Saturday, August 22, 2020
OkCupid - Trust Me
Well Becky aka @tothaground had this lovely conversation happen while on swiping on the dating app. It's kind of ridiculous how some people just tend to lead off on the wrong foot. I mean, there's a difference between doing it on accident and doing it completely on purpose, which is what the following guy has done. You can't tell me otherwise because I just won't believe you.
Saturday, August 15, 2020
Coffee Meets Bagel - Extended
Well it's been a while since I've swiped on Coffee Meets Bagel but to be honest Bumble and Tinder are a little overwhelming right now in the sense that there are so many guys to swipe on but it just seem so redundant and nothing is happening. I figured I might as well try something else just to give myself a break, especially since Coffee Meets Bagel doesn't give me more than a handful of guys every 24 hours. Lately I've had quite a few matches and I've started a few of the conversations, since the app rewards you for messaging first and some of these guys apparently still don't know how to have a conversation. Today we have Zack, who seems to like things extended...
Saturday, August 8, 2020
Tinder - Naked Soul
Well today's profile is thanks to SarahCantSmell swiping on Tinder. I don't want to say too much, because really you should just read it and then think about it. Isn't that a bit surprising? Usually I'm all ready giving you some sort of hint by now about what the guy has said or done wrong but I guess this pandemic might be changing things!